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    Yet Bats Drink Blood And Dogs Eat Poop

    , | Studio City, CA

    Me: “Would you like half and half?”

    Hippy Woman: “Oh no! Soy please. Humans aren’t supposed to drink milk you know. Haven’t you noticed we’re the only species that drinks the milk of another species?”

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