November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Yeah, And I’d Like A Unicorn

Aberdeen, WA, USA | Uncategorized

(Customer walks onto the lot looking for a car.)

Me: “Can I help you find something?”

Customer: “Yeah, I am looking for a cheap car that will go forever on a tank of gas and will last forever, so I don’t have to take it for any tune ups.

Me: “Me too. In fact let me know when you find it, and I’ll make a better offer on it!”