Yeah, And I’d Like A Unicorn
Used Car Lot | Aberdeen, WA, USA
(Customer walks onto the lot looking for a car.)
Me: “Can I help you find something?”
Customer: “Yeah, I am looking for a cheap car that will go forever on a tank of gas and will last forever, so I don’t have to take it for any tune ups.
Me: “Me too. In fact let me know when you find it, and I’ll make a better offer on it!”













