Out Of Control(ler)

(My husband and I are both huge gamers and our little apartment is cluttered with our various nerd merchandise. Among it is six different game consoles and the controllers aren’t always picked up or organized.)

Me: *looking around* “You know, there comes a time in every gamer’s life when they look at the floor and try and figure out which controller they’re supposed to pick up to play the game they just turned on. WHERE IS THE GAMECUBE CONTROLLER?!”