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    Wrong Kind Of TV Package

    | California, USA | Extra Stupid, Movies & TV, Uncategorized

    (A fairly regular customer, known for asking lots of questions about merchandise he has no intent of buying, wanders in to the electronic department.)

    Customer: “What’s this?”

    Me: “It lets you browse the Internet on your TV instead of requiring a computer.”

    Customer: *excited* “Really? Wow!”

    Me: “Yep, and if you buy the optional keyboard, you can even use it for email.”

    Customer: “Email? I’ve heard a lot about that. What is it, exactly?”

    Me: “Well, it’s kind of like regular mail. You type up a letter and send it off,
    except it gets there instantly and there’s no postage.”

    Customer: “Really? Wow! Does it do packages?”