Wrestling With The Concept

Me: “Babe, I want to adopt a gorilla through the WWF for my birthday.”

Boyfriend: “What does Vince McMahon have to do with adopting a gorilla?”

Me: “Who?”

Boyfriend: “The head of the World Wrestling Federation.”

Me: “No! WWF is World Wildlife Fund.”

Boyfriend: “Oh. Well if you adopt a gorilla, then I want a donkey show at my bachelor party.”