Wouldn’t Know Fun If She Drove Into It

| USA | Crazy Requests, Holidays, Theme Of The Month

(We are having an annual Christmas parade. It blocks a lot of traffic for about an hour. A driver pulls up to me.)

Driver: “Excuse me. I need to drive through here. I need to get out to go do some business.”

Me: “Sorry. The parade is going on right now. You can go the other direction but it’s not safe for you to go this way.”

Driver: “I have a business to run. This is a business street. If you guys want to have fun you need to go find a fun street and not have fun on our business street!”