Would You Like To Super-Size That Band-Aid?
Fast Food | Cincinnati, OH, USA
(I’m working register when a lady comes up leading her sobbing son. He has a big lump on his forehead that’s starting to turn black and blue.)
Customer: “Could I have some ice for his head? He hit it on something.”
Me: “Yes! Poor little guy.”
(I fill a glove with ice, wrap it in a paper rag and hand it over.)
Me: “First Aid is just down there.”
Customer: “Okay, thanks. Hey, while we’re here, could I get a grilled chicken salad?”














