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    Worst Of Luck To You

    | Colorado, USA |

    (I’ve just rung up a customer’s order and am handing her bingo cards.)

    Me: “Good luck!”

    Customer: *slaps my hand with her bingo cards* “Oh, h*** no! I don’t believe in good luck!”

    Me: “Okay, then… bad luck?”

    Customer: “Now that’s more like it!”