November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Worshiping A Vengeful God

| Waco, TX, USA | Money, Movies & TV, Religion

(At our theater, matinee ends at 6 pm, and 3D movies cost $2.50 more than regular ones. It’s about 5:50 pm and I’m selling tickets for a 6pm showing.)

Customer: “Well, I’d like two for The Avengers.”

Me: “Alright, the 6 pm is in 3D; is that okay?”

Customer: “Yes, that’s why we’re watching the 6 pm one!”

Me: “Fantastic. Any student or military IDs for a discount today?”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “Well, for two tickets that’s $19.”

Customer: “FOR TWO TICKETS? That’s ridiculous! I thought this place was supposed to be cheap; what am I even paying for?”

(I’ve zoned out, and just grab his glasses when his wife cuts in.)

Customer’s Wife: *over her still-ranting husband* “Ignore him. He’s had a bad day. Here’s a twenty.”

(I finish their transaction and someone walks up to them and greets the man.)

Other Customer: “Oh, hey Pastor!”