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Worldly Spiritualism, Earthly Needs

| Kansas, USA | Bizarre

(I have been helping a 50-60 year old woman find a specific type of pen.)

Customer: “You know why I came to this [store]? I came here because of your energy. I am your guardian angel.”

Me: “Oh…um, okay.”

Customer: “I sense great things from you. You are a fifth level Warrior goddess.”

Me: “Thank you?”

Customer: “I’m serious! You are Cleopatra reincarnate. Prince Albert reincarnate. Queen Elizabeth, the good one. You have an amazing energy!”

Me: “That’s pretty awesome.”

Customer: “You are a warrior goddess! Since I am your guardian, I can give you guidance, is there anything you want to know?

Me: “I’m really okay.”

(She then takes her Native American style beaded necklace and puts it on my forehead.)

Customer: “You are now blessed!”

Me: “Thank you. Do you need anything else?”

Customer: “Where are the padlocks?”