In The In-Laws’ Out-House

(My fiancé’s father is a retired Canadian Naval officer, and, albeit a nice man, he’s rather gruff and isn’t very fond of me for dating his daughter.)

Fiancé: “You know, I think we’re at that point in our relationship where-”

Me: *cutting her off* “I can say wiener in front of your dad without getting hit and/or shot?”

Fiancé: “I don’t think we’re ever going to be there, sweetheart.”