Good Thing They Caught Each Other, Part 13
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed after having sex.)
Boyfriend: “Were your marathon sessions with [ex-girlfriend] anything like this?”
Me: “Well, I was more dominant then. Why are you comparing yourself to my ex-girlfriend?”
Boyfriend: *singing* “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!”
Me: “No Pokémon theme songs in bed!”
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