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    Woman Waits For No Time

    | San Francisco, CA, USA |

    (As the only opening manager of a large department store, I am in a rush when I have two no shows and one late arrival. While I’m in the office trying to call some workers in, I notice a customer waiting in line at the returns counter. I hang up the phone and run over to where she’s standing.)

    Me: “Sorry, ma’am, it’s been a hectic morning.”

    Customer: “You’d better be. I’ve been waiting here for over half an hour!”

    Me: *puzzled* “I’m sorry, I don’t think that’s possible.”

    Customer: “Yes, it is. I’ve been waiting here!”

    Me: “It’s only 8:07 am. We opened at 8:00 am.”

    Customer: “Over ten minutes, then!”