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    With Great Pizza Comes Great Responsibility

    , | Louisiana, USA |

    (A hospital calls to order pizza.)

    Manager: “Thank you for calling *****, would you like to try the Superhero Special?”

    Customer: “What’s that?”

    Manager: “It’s an extra large, three topping pizza that comes with a coupon for the Spiderman 3 DVD.”

    Customer: “…the pizza’s delivered by Spiderman!?”

    Manager: *laughs* “Only if its delivered to the psych ward, ma’am!”