With Great Bacon, Comes Great Responsibility, Part 11

, | Red Deer, AB, Canada | Bizarre, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Theme Of The Month

(I am taking orders on drive thru.)

Me: “Hi, welcome to [Restaurant]. What can I get for you?”

Customer: “Hey! So, I hear you guys have hickory-smoked bacon! This is true, right? You have bacon?”

Me: “Yes, we do. It can be added to any sandwich or baked goo—”

Customer: “No, no, I just want bacon. Bacon!”

Me: “Just bacon alone?”

Customer: “Yeah! Lots of bacon!”

Me: “So, would 10 slices be okay?”

Customer: “No, make it 20! 30! Lots of bacon!”

(I give him his total and he drives up to the window. I go wait by soup and sandwich for his order to be ready.)

Coworker: “30 slices of bacon on the side? On the side of what?”

Me: “…Just bacon. 30 slices of bacon.”

(My coworker stares blankly at me before wrapping 30 slices of bacon in a sandwich bag and giving it to me, shaking her head. I take the bacon to the window and my other coworker gives it to him.)

Customer: “Thanks, man! Gotta have my bacon!” *drives off*

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