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    With A Side Order Of Hypocrisy

    | ID, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (It’s my first night shift at my new job. Two customers come in at around 9 pm.)

    Me: “Hi. Welcome to [Restaurant]. How can I help you?”

    Customer #1: “Can I have a chicken sandwich?”

    Customer #2: “Ugh. Don’t do that! All the food here is crap! It’s CRAP! You’ll get FAT!”

    Me: *awkwardly* “So… would you like—”

    Customer #2: “It isn’t real food here, anyway. It’s all processed and fake!”

    Customer #1: “Are you getting something or not?”

    Customer #2: “Yeah.” *to me* “Gimme two double cheeseburgers and a medium fry.”