I Can Text In My Sleep
(My girlfriend and I have been dating for about five months, and we live in different states at the moment. I always wake her up with a “good morning” text. This happens:)
Me: *over text* “Morning, babe. Hope you’re feeling a little better today. I just got up. Text me when you get the chance, all right? I love you.”
Girlfriend: *about ten minutes later* “, b v”, “w”, “whybfo you taoe thr bunny”
Me: “Sorry, what?”
(She fails to respond:)
Girlfriend: *two hours later* “Hi, babe. I just woke up!”
(She had been having a dream about a bunny and somehow unlocked her phone and texted me for about ten minutes.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?