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    Wireless, Clueless, Hopeless, Part 7

    | West Bath, ME, USA |

    (A customer is calling to complain. Whenever he connects to the internet, he receives a ‘no dial tone’ message.)

    Me: “Is your phone cord plugged into the modem?”

    Caller: “Wait a second. Yeah, it’s plugged in.”

    Me: “Is your phone cord plugged into the wall?”

    Caller: “Wait a second. Yeah, it’s plugged in to the wall.”

    Me: “Well, I’m not sure what it is. You should be able to connect to the internet.”

    Caller: “Do they both have to be plugged in at the same time?”

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