Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 13

| Elk Grove, CA, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(A customer comes up to me holding two controllers.)

Customer: “Hi. I’d like to know what the differences are between these controllers.”

Me: “Well, this controller is wireless, and this one is wired.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

Me: “It means one of the controllers has a wire, and the other one does not.”

Customer: “What does that mean?”

Me: “Uh, one of the controllers has a physical cord that comes out of it.”

Customer: “But what does that mean?”

Me: “This controller has a cord to connect to the console. This other controller does not have a cord.”

Customer: “Ooh, so it’s like it’s wired!”

Related:
Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 12
Wireless, Clueless, And Hopeless, Part 11