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    | MA, USA | Crazy Requests, Home Improvement

    (A tenant in an office building calls the property management office. It’s autumn, and a bit chilly outside. Not every office in this building has a window, but hers does. Tenants pay more for the larger suites with windows.)

    Tenant: “Ever since the heat came on last week, my office has been stifling! Can’t the maintenance do anything?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, the office suites do not have individual heat controls. However, I can put in a ticket for maintenance to come and adjust your overhead vent so you don’t have as much warm air coming in.”

    Tenant: “Well how long will that be? I’m dying in here!”

    Me: “Maintenance is usually able to complete their tickets in a day or two.”

    Tenant: “What? He can’t come today? This is completely ridiculous! How do you expect me to work, or see clients? I’m sweating!”

    Me: “Well, in the meantime, you could certainly crack a window. It’s nice and cool outside.”

    Tenant: “THAT’S NOT WHAT I PAY FOR!”