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Will Somebody Please Think Of The Pr0n

| Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello, *** Computers. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, my computer has a ton of viruses. I was told I need a complete wipe. Can you guys do that?”

Me: “Yes we can sir. Can I just ask why you think your computer needs a full wipe?”

Customer: “Yeah, well my son was looking at porn a few days ago, and now it won’t work at all. That’s why I’d like my computer wiped.”

Me: “Alright, then sir. You can bring in your computer anytime today. I just want to ask if there’s any files you want us to save before you do.”

Customer: “Yeah, can you save my porn?”

Me: “I’m… sorry?”

Customer: “Can you save my porn?”

Me: “Yes sir, we can definitely save all your… files. We just aren’t able to move any programs over unless you have the CD.”

Customer: “No, I have all the CD’s. I’ll do it all myself. I just want to know if you can save my porn.”

Me: “Yes sir, we can save all your files. Word documents, JPEGs–”

Customer: “–and my porn.”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Great. I’ll bring it in this afternoon.” *click*

(Fortunately, he never came in.)