(A customer comes to my register with prenatal vitamins and a book on conception.)

Customer: "The tablets scanned at $32.50. They’re supposed to be $20!"

Me: "Oh, I’m sorry. I’ll just get someone to check the price. Won’t be a moment."

*checks*

Me: "No, I’m sorry. $32.50 is the correct price."

Customer: "$32.50 is way too expensive! I don’t want to conceive that much!"