All Relationships Have Teething Problems

(I’m lying down in bed waiting for my boyfriend, who is in the bathroom brushing his teeth. He comes into the room still brushing his teeth, and lies down next to me.)

Boyfriend: *pulls toothbrush out of his mouth and points it at my mouth* “Eh?”

Me: “What? Ew! No!”

Boyfriend: “You know, if we kissed right now we could both have clean teeth!”