Will Drive You To Despair

| Tacoma, WA, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Extra Stupid

(As an airman I am ‘volunteered’ to help with managing traffic and marshaling cars to their parking spots. While the traffic of cars is stalled I noticed a woman talking on her phone while driving. This was a few months after it became illegal to talk on your phone while driving in Washington. I walk up to her car to ask her to get off her phone while she parked as we already had multiple collisions that day.)

Woman: *finally off the phone* “My boyfriend just told me that I need photo ID to get into the air show!”

Me: “Ma’am, you need photo ID to be allowed to drive.”