(I was shopping in a comic book store with my brother when a female customer approached me.)

Girl: “You know what I’m going to do in college?”

Me: “Er, what?”

Girl: “I’m going to bark after every word when talking to the first person I see! Then they’ll go to my friends and say ‘Hey, where’s ****, the girl who barks?’, and nobody will know what they mean!”

Me: “Uh…okay. Good idea.”