Wild Creatures Of The Stupid Kingdom
Retail | New Jersey, USA
(I was shopping in a comic book store with my brother when a female customer approached me.)
Girl: “You know what I’m going to do in college?”
Me: “Er, what?”
Girl: “I’m going to bark after every word when talking to the first person I see! Then they’ll go to my friends and say ‘Hey, where’s ****, the girl who barks?’, and nobody will know what they mean!”
Me: “Uh…okay. Good idea.”














