Customer: “Hi, I’m interested in this ‘wifi’ you’ve got. I want it in my house.”

Me: “Do you have a cable or DSL connection?”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Do you have a device hooked up to a phone line or cable line that gives you internet?”

Customer: “Yes, I do. Can you bring me a wifi?”

Me: “Sure miss, we’ve got our routers all over in this area.”

Customer: “Routers? Won’t that scare the wifi away?”