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    Why You Should Always View Shopping Cart

    | Kingston, NY, USA | Extra Stupid

    (A customer hustles up to me.)

    Customer #1: “That guy stole my cart!”

    (Customer #1 points at another customer, Customer #2, who has a cart.)

    Me: “Sir, are you sure you have the right cart?”

    Customer #2: “Do I look like an idiot? Would I take another cart?”

    (He looks down at the cart.)

    Customer #2: “I’m an idiot.”