Coworker: “It’s always so chilly up here near the door!”

Me: “I know, but I’d rather work in a store that’s a little chilly than a store that’s too hot. You can always put another layer on–”

Customer: “Well, you don’t matter.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “That’s right. You don’t matter. It’s the customer that’s right. If the store is too cold for the customer, there is a problem.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, but–”

Customer: “But you don’t matter!”