Me: “Good Morning, my name is Leroy. May I have your name please?”

Customer: “That stupid computer doesn’t understand a word I am saying! I hate computers!”

Me: “I’m sorry for any problems you had sir. How can I help you today?”

Customer: “Are you a computer? You sound like a d*** computer!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well I’m part computer sir, my mother was a computer.”

Customer: “You’re part computer?”

Me: “Yes sir, I am a cyborg.”

Customer: “F***ing cyborgs!” *click*