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    Why Judgment Day’s Gonna Be A Cakewalk, Part 2

    | St. Charles, MO, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get out?”

    Me: “The door is right over there, ma’am.”

    Customer: “Yes, but it’s not opening.”

    Me: “It isn’t an automatic door.”

    Customer: “So, how do I get out?”

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