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    Why Husbands Should Play Boy The Rules

    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA |

    Me: “Hello, may I speak to Mr. ***?”

    Wife: “He’s in the shower, may I ask what this is about?”

    Me: “I’m just calling to find out if he would like to renew a magazine subscription.”

    Wife: “What magazine?”

    Me: “Playboy, ma’am.”

    Wife: “Just a second.”

    (I can hear the shower in the background.)

    Wife: *sweet voice* “Honey! Someone is calling to see if you want to renew a magazine.”

    Husband: “Which one?”

    Wife: *slightly homicidal voice* “Playboy…”

    Husband: “Uh…no, I don’t think I’ll renew that.”

    (The wife picks up phone again; her sweet voice is back.)

    Wife: “No, thank you. I don’t think we’ll be needing that one anymore!”

    Also seen on: Not Always Romantic