Me: “Sir, it says we have you in a room with two queen size beds. Is that correct?”

Wife: “That’s right. At home, we have a Tempur-Pedic bed, so when we stay places, we need two beds.”

Husband: “Yeah, I flail–”

Wife: “–he bounces in his sleep–”

Husband: “–and not in the good way.”

Wife: “Yeah, it starts out as the good kind of bouncing, and then it doesn’t stop–”

Husband: “Yes, honey, that’s TMI. TMI!”