Why Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy

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(Years ago I was working the closing shift at a local convenience store. It was late when a very elderly man came in and bought a six pack of beer, cigarettes and condoms. After ringing up the sale…)

Me: “Have a good night Sir!”

Him: “Oh I will, the missus is out of town!”

Me: *shocked and speechless*