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    Why Guidance Counselors Shouldn’t Drink

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    (I am running a bocce ball tournament, and this guest starts talking to me while I am trying to watch the game and keep score.)

    Guest: “You make a lot of money?”

    Me: “I make enough.”

    Guest: “You know, strippers make a lot of money. I heard of one who makes a thousand dollars a night.”

    Me: “Wow.”

    Guest: “How old are you?”

    Me: “18.”

    Guest: “Yeah, you should start now, before s*** starts to sag.”

    Me: “…thanks for the advice.”

    Guest: “No problem.”