Why Don’t You Call The Cops On ‘Em

| Zephyrhills, FL USA | Uncategorized

(The number to our police department is only one digit off from a doctor’s office, so we often get wrong numbers.)

Me: “Police Department.”

Caller: “My doctor wrote a prescription for me for an X-ray and I need to make an appointment.”

Me: “Okay, and how can the police department help you?”

Caller: “Police department?! I was calling Dr. ***’s office! How DARE you answer his phone!”