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    Why Don’t You And I Make It A Baker’s Dozen

    | Ontario, Canada | Uncategorized

    Me: “Hello, **** Bakery, **** speaking. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Hey, you sound tired.”

    Me: “Um… yes? How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Rough night last night? I heard you were busy.”

    Me: “Sir?”

    Customer: “Partying worn you out, huh? Well hopefully you aren’t too worn out when you come home, if you know what I mean.”

    Me: “Sir, this is **** Bakery. I believe you’ve dialed the wrong number.”

    Customer: “Well, s**t.”

    Me: “… yes.”

    Customer: “Do YOU want to come over later?”

    Me: “No.” *click*