Me: “Hello, **** Bakery, **** speaking. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Hey, you sound tired.”

Me: “Um… yes? How may I help you?”

Customer: “Rough night last night? I heard you were busy.”

Me: “Sir?”

Customer: “Partying worn you out, huh? Well hopefully you aren’t too worn out when you come home, if you know what I mean.”

Me: “Sir, this is **** Bakery. I believe you’ve dialed the wrong number.”

Customer: “Well, s**t.”

Me: “… yes.”

Customer: “Do YOU want to come over later?”

Me: “No.” *click*