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    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    (The zoo sells these SpongeBob ice creams with gumball eyes. I overhear this mother telling her young son eating one outside one of the restaurants…)

    Mom: “Oh look honey, when you licked his balls you got stuff all over your face!”