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    Why Can’t We All Just Get Oolong

    | Rancho Cucamonga, CA, USA |

    Customer: “What is the difference between chai tea and Tai Chi?”

    Me: *jokingly* “Well, one is a spiced black tea, and the other is a can of whoop-a**.”

    Customer: “I think I’ll have the black tea.”