Why Bikers Never Go By The Book

| Spartanburg, SC, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thank you for calling [company]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to get a quote on some motorcycle insurance?”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. We are currently only writing personal auto. We are in the process of changing companies and should be able to write it soon.”

Customer: “Wait, what?”

Me: “We are only able to write personal auto insurance to insure a vehicle, not motorcycles.”

Customer: “Well, it says very clearly in the phone book that you guys do motorcycle insurance.”

Me: “We used to but at the current moment we don’t. We will be able to do so soon.”

Customer: “Well, why don’t you guys take it out of the phone book then?”

Me: “You mean, why don’t we take it out of last year’s phone book?”

Customer: “Uh, yeah!” *hangs up*