October Theme Of The Month: Halloween!

Who You Gonna Call: Sawdusters

| North Miami, FL, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thank you for calling [furniture store], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi, you make custom furniture right?”

Me: “Yes, we do.”

Customer: “Okay, can you make a table and maybe some chairs out of this tree in my front yard?”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but we don’t actually do any of the tree cutting. We get all of our wood from a lumber yard.”

Customer: “But the city says I need to cut down this tree right away or I’ll be fined!”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but I can’t do anything about that.”

Customer: “Well, screw you, then! My grandfather planted this tree here! He’s going to haunt you till you die! HAUNT YOU TILL YOU DIE!”