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    Who Needs Enemies When You Have Customers

    | Bellingham, WA, USA |

    (A customer comes storming in a few days after a sale.)

    Customer: “I want to speak to the person who sold me this!”

    Me: “Actually, I believe that was me. I remember you.”

    Customer: “No, it couldn’t have been you! The girl I spoke with had long hair!”

    (I wordlessly take my hair out of the ponytail.)

    Customer: “No, she was prettier than you are. I’ll come back tomorrow.”