While We’re At It, Here’s A Check For A Gazillion Bucks

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(My pizza place recently stopped accepting checks, due to a large number of returned checks.  We have a large sign in the lobby, and a smaller sign at the register.)

Customer: “What?! ¬†I can’t write a check?”

Me: “I’m sorry, we no longer accept checks. ¬†We simply get too many returned for insufficient funds.”

Customer: ¬†”But I was going to write a check…”

Me: ¬†”We accept credit cards, or you can use your debit card for that checking account.”

Customer: ¬†”I can’t use my debit card! I don’t have enough money in my account!”

(And THAT is why we no longer take checks!)