Customer: “Can you tell me how to get to Mount Desert Island?”

Me: “Ma’am, we’re on Mount Desert Island right now.”

Customer: “But, can you drive there?”

Me: “… Yes… remember that bridge you had to cross to get here?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “Okay, just head back that way, and when you cross the bridge, make a u-turn and come back.”

Customer’s husband: *laughs*