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    | London, ON, Canada | Extra Stupid

    Customer: “How much is that door if the inside is white, and the outside is black?”

    Me: “$960.”

    Customer: “What if it’s black on the outside, and white on the inside?”

    (I pause. The customer stares at me expectantly.)

    Me: “$960.”

    Customer: “So it’s the exact same price if I get black on the outside and white inside, or get white on the inside and black on the outside?”

    Me: “Do you mean black on the inside, and white on the outside?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “I just want to clarify to make sure I am giving you the correct information: you would like the price with black on the outside and white inside or if you decide on white on the inside and black on the outside?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “$960.”

    Customer: “What a great deal!”