November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Where There’s Smoke, There’s A Liar

| Sacramento , CA, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Food & Drink, Underaged

(Keep in mind I work in a yogurt shop and we only sell yogurt and candy. An obviously underage customer comes up to be rung up.)

Me: “Is that going to be it for you today?”

Customer: “Yeah, can I get a pack of cigarettes too?”

Me: “This is a yogurt shop, sir.”

Customer: “I have my ID though!”

Me: “This is a yogurt shop. Not only do we not sell cigarettes, but I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to accept a fake ID.”

Customer: *storms out muttering obscenities*