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    Where The Sun Don’t Shine

    | Ontario, Canada |

    (Cell phone customer has been redirected to the call center for non-payment of his cell phone bill.)

    Customer: “Turn on my phone or you can take it and shove it up your a**!!!”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir. We don’t have service in that area.”