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    Where The Car Parks You

    | London, UK |

    (I work within a very large concert hall selling programmes for the concerts. A large man walks up to me.)

    Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you today?”

    Man: *strong Russian accent* “Excuse me, but where is the Russian carpark?”

    Me: “Pardon, sir, could you repeat that?”

    Man: “Where is the Russian carpark?”

    Me: “The Russian car park?”

    Man: “Yes!”

    Me: “There isn’t one. There’s just a regular car park.”

    Man: “Oh.” *walks off*