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    When You’ve Lost The Passion Fruit

    | Hertfordshire, UK |

    Me: “Hi, can I help?”

    Customer: “I’d like a wheat grass shot and an apple, carrot, ginger and orange juice.”

    Me: “Would you like size one, two or three?”

    Customer: “One.”

    Me: “Would you like any extra boosters?”

    Customer: “No. Stop trying to sell me things.”

    Me: “That’s ¬£*.**. Do you have a loyalty card?”

    Customer: “I’m not even loyal to my WIFE.”

    Me: “…”