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When You’ve Lost The Passion Fruit
Smoothie Bar | Hertfordshire, UK
Me: “Hi, can I help?”
Customer: “I’d like a wheat grass shot and an apple, carrot, ginger and orange juice.”
Me: “Would you like size one, two or three?”
Customer: “One.”
Me: “Would you like any extra boosters?”
Customer: “No. Stop trying to sell me things.”
Me: “That’s ¬£*.**. Do you have a loyalty card?”
Customer: “I’m not even loyal to my WIFE.”
Me: “…”
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