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    When You Care Enough To Send…Something

    | Perrysburg, OH, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: *on the phone* “So you want a dozen roses…what color would you like? Red?”

    Customer: “NO! Not red! Let’s do pink…red means love, and I don’t want love. I just want to get laid!”

    Me: “OK…pink roses it is.”

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