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    When They’re Right, They’re Right

    | Richmond, VA, USa |

    (We’re helping a customer inside our gas station. Suddenly, a Camaro peels off out of the parking lot, squealing its tires.)

    Customer: *yells* “Okay! We get it! You have a small penis!”